Thursday, June 15, 2006

Strategic Fit

I want you to stretch this envelope
outside the box I want you to scope
this out and I want you to park this
offline with your gap analysis
take this big picture on board touch base
this has to be a best of breed case
I want you to drill down to the bottom line
use your blue skies thinking read my mind

I want value added leveraging
envisioneering santa clausing
futureproof proactive benchmarking
fasttrack headsup bandwidth ballparking
quality vector mindshare management
taking those maybe steps to 100 percent
wow generating 24/7
paradigm shifting to consumer heaven
a synergistic win win win
a three way street we’ll factor in

I want no emotional leakage,
no dropping the ball
no blamestorming, no pencilpointing
no chairswivelling at all

give me 360 feedback
from your helicopter view
throw the fudge out the window
the old roadmap too

I want actionable mind uploads
I want core competent episodes
think greenlaning offroads
think realtime downloads

You what? You what!?

This isn’t the orchestrating capability team?

OK. My bad. Just henhouse that for next month’s teleconference.

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